Flies

Yes, its that time of year again. I don't like killing anything but don't like them in my kitchen, for obvious reasons. I bought an environmentally friendly fly killer (not very friendly to the flies, but there you are). Its made from crysanthemums, apparently.

There were a squadron of the blighters this morning, formation flying around the light. Gave it a blast. Buzz, Buzz, into the spray they went. Bu Bu Buzz they came out, for all the world sounding like little fighter planes with one engine aflame...

You can just imagine them saying 'Ginger's bought it, he'll never see blighty again' back at fly-base or wherever they come from.

So, Squadron Leader (Ginger) Bluebottle RIP.

I felt guilty. Briefly.